When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize