a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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