I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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