Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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