i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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