The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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