Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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