Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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