she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Less talking, more tequila
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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