i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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