Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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