I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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