if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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