wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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