Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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