Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just google imaged poop.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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