is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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