If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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