Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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