1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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