These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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