You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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