Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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