doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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