Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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