Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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