When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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