You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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