You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My dick has a subreddit
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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