For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
This is the prime rib incident all over again
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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