yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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