doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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