Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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