How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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