Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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