His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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