girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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