I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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