and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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