ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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