What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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