New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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