Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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