i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It's rum buckets o'clock
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
