p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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