biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We just shotgunned beers for America
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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