it hurts more in the daytime
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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