we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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