I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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