Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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