Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Two words: nipple clamps
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