Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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