Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
