i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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