i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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