Plan B is the new Plan A
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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