If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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